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Walton

A cool and very respectful guy. But sometimes he can be a complete dick and be completely useless majority of the time. Most often found in a gay strip club.
Nick is such a Walton when he's around.
by Baller007 March 21, 2017
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Walton & Johnson

A radio programme by two self-proclaimed eunuchs from Houston; Walton and Johnson are the main performers for the "Walton & Johnson Show". They perform voices for other very original characters, such as a homosexual man and a militant black man. During the show, they frequently discuss politics, mainly to incite the listeners, of which most are middle-class suburban, Whataburger-eating rednecks. Listeners vary though, and can range from frustrated, secretely gay republican students to intolerant racist plumbers, but most are fearful of 'unwelcome, disease-carrying, gun-toting' minorities. Much effort is put into the characters, and, interestingly, all characters voice conservative opinions like the performers, or radical liberal opinions, to further provoke the hillbillies. Loyal listeners call themselves "ten percenters", proud of the fact that they understand the 'brilliant logic' of the show, and that they are able to understand words formed into sentences.
-Curtis, do you listen to the Walton & Johnson show?
-Why, yes, Travis, I do. After all, I am a fat, intolerant, ingnorant, imbecile redneck lump! How could i not?
by C. Duanh January 3, 2009
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A Singapore banking app that targets filthy rich clients and allows them to interact with their “relationship managers” on WeChat and WhatsApp.
A number of “financial fugitives” with their monies in Singapore banks have mixed feelings about Wealth Chat, because they’re afraid that any archived confidential banking information might be handed over or leaked out to the authorities, which could use it against them in future.
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Walt Nice

A ruthless tyrant who heads a large organized crime family known for his wicked chirp and merciless ways. Has brought nothing but the beak and talon to the death of all those who oppose or are "bad for business". All so in the guise of a harmless caged cockatiel
They knew it was best to pay homage to Walt Nice, fearing his malicious wrath.
by subjectofWN December 29, 2008
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waltch

A derogatory term used to describe somebody's girlfriend.
You missed out on making money today because you had your head up your waltch's ass.
by LiL K H. November 13, 2009
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Walton Hyphen Market

Another term for Wal-Mart, used by those who detest it. The term Walton Hyphen Market has six letters in each word, thus forming the Mark of the Beast, 666. This is quite amusing to those who equate The Wal-Mart Corporation to Satan.
Chad: We should protest and get that new Walton Hyphen Market closed down.

Eric: Let's make picket signs, all we need is some cardboard, markers and boards... Hell, we can probably get all that at Wal-Mart and save some time.

Chad: Yeah, then later we can rip-off jokes from Seth MacFarlen and post them on teh interwebz.
by CraigChrist January 17, 2010
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waltdawg

A person who has achieved happiness, and pleasure through a i dont give a crap attitude.
There goes that waltdawg guy.
by the waltdawg November 16, 2011
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