snake wash

Similar to "Circle Jerk" but performed in the shower and sounds less offensive.

Reference to a situation of confusion or waste of effort. (adult male masturbation- like washing your snake in the shower). Similar to circle jerk, cluster fuck, etc.

"This budget crunch effort is a real snake wash!"

by gc2645 December 12, 2013

Gentlemens wash

When your running late for a night out,and you do not have time for a shower so you stick your penis under the tap and give it a quick frantic rinse on the off chance you get lucky.

Hi Dave did you have time for a shower? No mate I only had time for a gentlemens wash.

by [e-mail] August 24, 2016

whore wash

It is actually a "hoe wash". It refers to the prostitutes who did a quick wash-up between their "client"

She smells like she only took a hoe-wash. (whore Wash)

by Queen Mother March 18, 2017

Splank Wash

When you want to call someone a wanksplash but the in-laws are over

Bro you're such a wankspla... shit the In-laws are over *cough cough*. Bro you're such a Splank Wash

by Swannyy August 1, 2020

go wash

a word i heard people say in South Carolina meaning to take a shower or get cleaned up

yall smell that?, somebody need to go wash

by thatkhiddkiri April 26, 2021

Soft Wash

Ballwashing a flaccid Penis. Giving head on a penis that never becomes erect.

Man the whiskey dick set in last night and Peg ended up giving me a soft wash.

by Dick Onchin July 29, 2021

Donemana Wash

A donemana wash is an act performed by the community of donemana. This act is either performed in the sink of a bucket. They likely are either inbred or have satellite dishes for ears.

No need for a shower tonight, a donemana wash will have to do tonight.

by Anonymous Fella 132 March 2, 2022