vampire bitch

A chick u dont wanna ever see in the daylight, but u do wanna bang in the dark.

Man my vampire bitch is ugly as shit, but god can she fuck!

by the dago April 1, 2007

vegetarian vampire

An individual who only drink the juice of reddish/ purple fruits and vegetables.

god damn! Im sick of these Plum Juice commercials..they only appeal to the vegetarian vampire audience!!...

by dey exist December 18, 2008

vampire's tea bag

a used tampon

what you got a face like a smacked arse for? rag week is it? got ya vampire's tea bag in have ya?!

by ben curry September 24, 2003

vampire wolf

if a vampire and a wolf had a baby together. their baby would be a vampire wolf. they would probaly name it riley.

Vampire: Lets have sex
Wolf: ok
9 months later

Vampire: Oooh i had a vampire wolf baby
Wolf: lets name it riley

by nicko8p October 11, 2009

Vampiresexual

One who is attracted to vampires.

Team Edward would be vampire sexual, while Team Jacob would be lycanthrosexual.

Tanya loves Edward so she must be vampiresexual

by SlytherinAngel May 4, 2010

vampire beard

A beard that only shows itself at night, or on rainy days.
They are commonly found on women.

It is closely related to the five-o'-clock shadow.

"You have a beard?"

"Yeah. It only comes out at night."

"You mean like a vampire beard?"

"Yes, exactly."

by the meeshinator May 23, 2010

Vampire

Someone who eats a lot of pussy or sucks a lot of dick.

Joe- Man Jerry eats pussy like every night.
Johnny- Ya dude he is such a vampire.

by Jackass1739 November 13, 2016