valerie

Someone who cant decide whether they are a boy or a girl. She has trouble destinguishing the difference between a cat and a dog, because she has other things on her mind. she allergic to just about everything and she gets asthma attaks from laughing. Blonde hair, blue or green eyes, although she argues that they are bland and grey. Shes really annoying at times as she will never tell you anything about her secrets. shes thinks shes an intellect but the only reason that she gets straight A's is because she bribes her teachers with russian food.

girl: hey lets go climb this huge hill!
valerie: i have athsma
girl: okay um then lets just sit down on this grass..
valerie: im allergic to grass
girl: do you want to walk the dog?
valerie: i will get a rash.

by meh nem is jeff November 27, 2017

Valerie

Valerie is a stupid girl with terrifyingly long brown hair and eyes, that make you cry when you look at her. People who aren't close to her think she is quiet and boring, but once you get to know her, she is ugly, stupid, annoying, and a stupid person. She is very annoying to her friends and if someone says or does anything against her or her friends, BEWARE! That person will get in big trouble by Valerie because she loves Anela. She is incredibly ugly and stupid, with an ugly body and face. Girls can be mean to her at times, because they are not jealous of her and dont want to be her. She keeps her friends close and is very annoying and idiotic to them. Plead do ever become ex-friends with Valerie!!!!! You will not regret it the rest of your life!!!!

“BROOOOOOO! THAT VALERIE PEROSN IS SCARY”

by iwkthtsom July 26, 2020

Valari

A name for the extremely hot, yet dimwitted. Valari's are generally easy and sometimes alvine. They are moslty nocturnal and live in damp cold places.

"look at that Valari in its natural environment; in a cave"

by Omadauhn Donglepuss December 15, 2009

Valeria

Valeria is funny, she's a bitch, she's a daddy, and she don't give a fuck about what y'all say, and BTW she ugly

"omg Valeria is daddy asf"

by imdaddyasfyo December 11, 2017

Valeria

She's an ugly pig. Who cares only about herself. She manipulates and hurts others. Her hair is damaged and burned. She acts innocents but is actually a demon. She ugly. She ugly she ugly.

Stop hanging out with Valeria she's a bitch

by Bigdickiedo January 3, 2019

Velerie

Velerie is a typo for Valerie

Parent: her name's Valerie
Nurse: types velerie because their dumb
Birth certificate: stuck with the name Velerie

by CrackerjacksInTheBack April 12, 2020

Valeria

Usually a drugg addict, her favorite drug has to be weed. Has a high pain tolerance,and is very charismatic.So in short WATCH OUT FOR VALERIAS PERIOD.

Olivia: I nearly ran into Valeria

Friend:omg

Olivia: Valeria is sooo nice and has a great personality

Friend: I know right
If you didn’t notice by now this was a joke

by Okiseeyouthisadeffinition January 23, 2019