Alexander valdez jr

A wierd but talented skater boy, mean but chill, hes ugly but hes the funniest guy you know, dont let him go

Dude I'm so bored
Just hang out with Alexander valdez jr

by Eatdatbananaheehee November 23, 2019

Exxon Valdeez

To receive anal sex when the dick is lubricated with thick oil and sand

Damn, dude, slow down! I'm still bleeding from that Exxon Valdeez last night.

by 1116.2 December 9, 2019

Galaxy Valcrona

A fennec with a sugar problem. Likes trop0ff and macromaniac. Could be used to describe someone with diabetes or someone that likes affection very very much

Person A: c’mon man if you keep eating cookies you are going to become Galaxy Valcrona
Person B: im willing to take that risk
Person A: *sigh*

by Sugarhighfen October 4, 2020

Alexandrea Valde

The thiccest bitch to have ever lived.

Yo, alexandrea valde is thicccccc.

by biggtittybitch69420 December 18, 2020

Tristan Valdez

The. Hottest. Man. On. The. Earth. He also is the icon for men in skirts along with Harry Styles. Because period.

"My boyfriend is Tristan Valdez."

by Gaby and Malia December 29, 2020

Ivan valdes

A nice cool Hispanic dude

Yo Ivan Valdes is so cool

by Linky Linky March 10, 2021

Luis valdez

Someone that is humble. A family person. Doesn’t give up on anything or anyone. Is very good in bed. Loving and caring, but if you mess with him enough, he’ll make your life a living hell.

Luis Valdez is such a teddy bear.

Man I wish I could be more like Luis Valdez .
We all love Luis Valdez, he’s such a loving person, we enjoy his company.

Can’t wait to sleep with Luis Valdez again.

by Little Biggs November 25, 2021