woozel vision

a room full of people are ignored, unless they are females who have a good looking woozel

Jason entered the Democratic Headquarters and did not see anyone else in the room but the beautiful woman....uh-oh, he has woozel vision

by daisydog November 9, 2006

Googly Vision

When one has reached a point in their sobriety level (high or drunk) where a female who wouldn't look good, looks especially sexy.

A: she looks so good when i have googly vision
B: those blondes, always look good when you've got your googly vision on.

by Rank.Indian November 13, 2011

Sprinkle Vision

The decoder glasses given at a Friendly's restaraunt. These glasses have red lenses and when worn give the world a different light. In giving everything a red tint it eliminates most colors but some become vibrant.

When bored with the real world I use sprinkle vision. It changes the way I see the world and makes everything much more interesting.

by Rosecoloredglasses November 5, 2009

Vision

You will most likely only meet a person named Vision once in your lifetime. The chances of you meeting one is low though. If you do happen to meet someone named Vision, you're pretty darn lucky.

Vision stop picking your nose

by highonpoteneuse April 23, 2022

Dick Vision

/dik ˈviZHən/
Noun
When a man is wanting sex (thinking with his dick) so badly that all people look more attractive.

Joseph Joestar is so horny that he has dick vision going on.
Joseph Joestar got that dick vision.

by Schilp June 4, 2022

Mum Vision

The act of mothers being able to find objects no one else in the house can find.

S: "MA! I can't find the sharpie!"
M: "It's right there. You just left it on the shelf."
S: "Damn, you got some crazy mum vision."

by yogha September 17, 2023

nut vision

A short girl who's eye level is close to a mans penis at all times standing up and craves every niggas nuts

"Damn that hoe always be at nut vision"

by STRAIGHTSAVAGE June 29, 2015