Ubersteve

The title given to his holy Steve Jobs, the CEO of Apple. Inc..

Creator of the

* Mac, best computer ever built
* OS X 10, best operating system ever designed
* Iphone, also just known as the real Wunderphone ever
* Desktop Trash Bin, first ever fully functional trashbin on your desktop

Adored by millions of people around the globe for its never ending creativity to bring us poor souls things we could have never dreamed of!

To be considered a real Apple disciple it is required at attend annual, in real life or even virtual, masses of his holy master, such as its presentation of never seen revolutionary products in San Francisco.

If such masses could not be attended, extra credit will be given for instantaneous purchase of any new product by the master.

Ubersteve shall prevail in making this sad world a much better place!

by BiggestIphoneFanEver January 27, 2010

uberdouche

(Adj.) A douchebag of such great proprtion, that simply calling them a douche will not suffice.

Carolinalax23 is an uberdouche for throwing water balloons at some kid at work, and making him cry.

by heisman September 16, 2005

uberskank

a dirty slut (skank), with the German prefix "uber," literally meaning "over" - in the sense of "extreme," "superior."

suggests a skank so slutty, she is a veritable overlord of the general skank population.

Man, that chick's an uberskank - I wouldn't tag her with YOUR dick.

by Ogham September 29, 2005

uberskank

A skank that thinks she isn't a skank because she's famous or wealthy.

Paris Hilton is an uberskank.

by Kari L McCormick March 13, 2004

Ubangi

noun: "sounds African" circa 1990: usually offensive: a black person

"Damn ubangis are costing us too many tax-payer bucks..."

by bohica February 10, 2013

ubersex

The epitome of the sexual experience. It is sex taken to the next level by using many different positions. Ubersex lasts many hours and participants experience multiple orgasms. More than two partners may be involved.

Many people who practice tantric sex consider it ubersex.

Jaina and I had ubersex last night for four hours with at least 5 orgasms each.

by EKU Colonel September 11, 2007

UBI

teenage slang for
Ur the best.
Be happy.
I love you.

texting:
bye babe, ubi<3

by goobernook June 15, 2011