Twitter

A social networking site that deals with simply status updates. Instead of friends you have "followers" and you can follow people as well

www.twitter.com

"I'm following Barack Obama on twitter."

by Katy May February 12, 2009

Twitter Blasted

Twitter Blasted is when multiple people bitch you out for your last Tweet.

Lemons: Jacking off to the new Deftones vid.

Bailey: @Lemons Deftones suck.

Berserker: @Bailey 0/10 troll harder

Meg: @Bailey your face sucks.

Lemons: @Bailey Go listen to your hardcore hanson bands.

Lemons: @Bailey And bake me a cake.

Bailey: Just got twitter blasted my Some of HG and an HG groupie...Damn

by ZROKMIKZI April 12, 2010

twitter gay

An elite group of fags on twitter who are the most obnoxious and judgemental people you will ever meet.

You only tweeted that to impress the bloody twitter gays.

by Twitter_Gay January 10, 2017

Twitterpation

a condition where one is unable to think of something to tweet about

a state of sluggishness or inactivity

"Oh man, I don't know what to tweet about! I must have twitterpation."

See constipation

by Unicornasaurus April 14, 2010

twitter

An absolutely useless piece of technology that is absolutely necessary.

Twitter has changed the way we blindly self-aggrandize and inflate our false sense of self-worth by tricking us into believing people want to read about the pizza pans we just bought at Target and how our poop was a totally weird color this morning.

by Nalmatic December 3, 2009

twitter

A very stuffy and boring site out there. A stalkers dream true.

MySpace has annoying music and annoying layouts.
Facebook has annoying apps and annoying people.
YouTube has annoying videos and annoying comments.
Twitter just has annoying stalkers.

by ..09 May 16, 2009

twitterpated

Complete and immediate infatuation with someone or something that occurs in the onset of Spring; giddy excitement rooted in the physical.

After meeting a potential romantic partner, the overwhelming physical desire and excitement to see them again. sprung

by Alyssa Gendron March 9, 2004