Twat pop

Code for when something goes wrong

I just saw my ex boyfriend with a prostitute-twat pop!

by Caraericaandrea February 08, 2014

twat clog

The opposite of a "Cock Block" A friend of yours when you are out with the girls and she won't let you get with the guy you are aiming for.

"Damn it Kendal, you are such a Twat Clog!"

by bnanny May 05, 2008

Twat Shart

A twat shart is when a girl queefs, while on her period, and a little bit of blood comes out.

Did you hear that?

Yeah Kelsey totally just twat sharted in Garretts face!

by Tricky Dilf September 28, 2010

Hungry Twat

A girl who can't enough penis.

"Wow, she's been around the block and back. She must have a Hungry Twat!"

by The Mean Girls May 14, 2014

twat-hump

To get all up on someones junk and there personal space.

That bitch just twat-humped you!

by Austin the twat-humper. September 27, 2011

twat monger

Someone who busies oneself in the sordid pursuit of vagina.

My roomate in college....now that man was a bonified twat monger!

by dumb ironworker January 18, 2007

tardis twat

n. An enormously large, or overused, vagina. Origin: in the British TV series "Dr. Who," the TARDIS was a time machine that was deceptively larger on the inside than the outside.

Christ! That hooker I picked up last night sure was a tardis twat.

by Holden McCrank March 15, 2003