twat-hump

To get all up on someones junk and there personal space.

That bitch just twat-humped you!

by Austin the twat-humper. September 27, 2011

Twat Tap

A sensual yet firm clapping of the twat region of a woman while she is in a state of intense pleasure. Should be performed with an open hand, erect penis or a tongue (advanced cunnilingust only).

Before exploding on a girl, John pulls out and Twat Taps the bitch.

My ho loves to get Twat Taps right before I penetrate her.

by DJ PapaSquat May 9, 2011

Watt Twat

Cycling Terminology:

Describes an insecure person who shares the minute data details of their latest power meter workout with friends.

CycleNerd: Hey Mike, check your email for my power meter data from today's ride!

CycleNerd: Wow, 1-15 minutes: 200w, 16-30 minutes: 300w (with spikes up to 400w because of the wind, hills).

Mike Hunt: Get a fucking life you watt twat. No one gives a shit about your training. Are you training for Pro 1 2? No, you're a fucking Cat 3.

by Dr Hugh Jass December 23, 2010

Twat Twizzler

A female masturbator by technical definition, although this term can also be used as slang for 'female dickhead'.

I came across a subreddit titled 'Harvard Law Prof Calls Sen. Mitch McConnell a Flagrant Dickhead' and couldn't help but notice the many examples of which he has made it clear that he is an evil, evil man. What Twat Twizzler would be so horrible as to give birth to this monster?!

Twat Twizzler is far too mild of a word to describe the horrific Tomi Lahren. She's more of a...how you say...CUNT!

by FuckChauvinists ,Į,,^.^,Į,, November 29, 2020

Twat pop

Code for when something goes wrong

I just saw my ex boyfriend with a prostitute-twat pop!

by Caraericaandrea February 7, 2014

twat monger

Someone who busies oneself in the sordid pursuit of vagina.

My roomate in college....now that man was a bonified twat monger!

by dumb ironworker January 20, 2007

tardis twat

n. An enormously large, or overused, vagina. Origin: in the British TV series "Dr. Who," the TARDIS was a time machine that was deceptively larger on the inside than the outside.

Christ! That hooker I picked up last night sure was a tardis twat.

by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003