twat terriorist 

1. A person who is being a complete douche bag and you just want to shove a pancake down their throat.

2. A person who participates in humorous dirty work.

1.That girl just kicked me in the head, what a twat terriorist!

2. That bitch has the same shoes as me! Lets higher a twat terriorist to ak-47 her earlobe!

twat terriorist by Spook&Roo June 24, 2010

Twat-Wagon

An absolute toolbag that rolls around town like he's the coolest kid, has an Xbox swag but is a loser in real life and is probably gay.

John- Dude, what a queer.

Steve- Yeah you're right, let's go to pilates and get sushi afterwards!

Derrick- Shut up you fucking Twat-Wagons!

Twat-Wagon by Dr Cats PhD June 28, 2011

Twat Salami 

Originally used to describe a man so desperate for sex that he would use all his vacation time and travel across the Atlantic ocean to pursue a girl he met once, this phrase is now used interjectionally as a placeholder (often denoting indifference) due to the beautifully melodic sound it makes coming off your tongue.

He actually cried when it was time for his flight back home, and he finally realized he wasn't getting any ass. Oh, well. Twat salami.

Twat Salami by CobraKaiSensei August 15, 2011

Twat Blot 

A tattoo over the genitals (generally taken as female genitalia). The reverse of the tramp stamp.

"Wow a twat blot, how risque. I'm sure that won't looked stretched out and horrific after pregnancy."

"Hmm? Ah yes, the twat blot. The mark of any upwardly mobile and classy young woman."

Twat Blot by Whodafuckizyoo April 9, 2012

Twat swatch

A picture of a vagina, usually sent via text. It gives a small taste of the overall item like a swatch.

I sent a twat swatch to this guy I'm really into. I think he liked it since I got a dick pic in return.

Twat swatch by CupcakePower January 28, 2019

Twat tart 

Adrian
Also called a dickbag

He’s such a twat tart, reminds me of Adrian

Twat tart by Skeebs March 11, 2019

Twat Nectar

Vaginal leakage, Orgasm juices.

"The broad I nailed last night shot massive amounts of twat nectar as she climaxed."

Twat Nectar by Grant G December 15, 2007