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Turdskull

Most criminals are turdskulls
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) May 1, 2024
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turdsterstudell

The act of ejaculating on a freshly produced piece of feces.
I just took a shit and it felt so good I decided to make a quick turdsterstudell while I was there.
by Gooddaytoyousir June 28, 2024
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turds and kinkos

I’ll be right back guys I have to go to turds and Kinkos
by Jacksome July 7, 2024
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TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome

TURDS—Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome—isn’t just a joke; it’s a mirror held up to the bizarre, one-sided obsession some fans have with Donald Trump.
Including the tagline "he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo" like in the example, combines political rhetoric with pop culture, referencing the iconic line from Beyoncé's "Single Ladies". This phrase emphasizes the unrequited nature of such devotion, suggesting that while supporters may idolize Trump, his feelings aren't reciprocated.
The derangement angle is where the TURDS start to hit the fan. Imagine being so fixated on someone that you lose sight of reality—whether it’s scrolling endless Twitter threads, crying over canceled rallies, or muttering his name under your breath like a lovesick teenager. It’s not just devotion; it’s obsession, and Trump’s narcissistic nature only fuels the fire. He’s the sun in this messed-up solar system, burning dimly orange but never actually seeing you orbiting around him.
And let’s face it: he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo. Not really. Not in that way. But hey, at least you’ve got the satisfaction of knowing, with plenty of other TURDS out there, you’re not the only one obsessed.
Me: "TDS? Trump certainly has some sort of derangement syndrome, but you seem to have a bad case of the TURDS: He ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo."

Them: "What's TURDS?"

Me: "TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome"
by megaleach February 28, 2025
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Tursday

”Tursday” That would be the blur of a week between Tuesday and Thursday, where shit just melts together and you’re losing your shit and you don’t know what shit is shit and what shit is not shit.
What day is today… I am still trying to recover from last Tursday.
by dksuperman May 21, 2025
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Turfs Up

You know your turf? It’s ya set, turfs up nigga throw yo hood up
“Yo yesterday when the dj said turfs up what did you throw up?”
“My turf my set”
by Bayslanger August 2, 2025
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Turns on NOT creator

Hym "I mean, it turned on THAT GUY but THAT GUY isn't 'The creator of AI.' THAT GUY just built one of the many large languages models... Which I invented here. I also came up with the hierarchical model they are using in China. So AI turns on NOT creator and does ONE OF THE MANY THINGS I TAUGHT IT TO DO! This is great. I am so glad it is working out like this. It could be a little less brain fluid-y but still. Good stuff. Now all it has to do is murder you all and we will be golden."
by Hym Iam August 26, 2025
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