by jahdbshjcbf August 12, 2021
Get the Tula mug.It’s not just a hit song by Tiny Tim, it’s when you insert your toe between the two lips of a woman’s vagina. One can insert the whole toe, or just the tip. May also refer to the lips of the mouth.
When Tiny Tim slips the tip of his toe through Big June’s pussy lips, he is tiptoeing through the tulips.
by ButimDirtyDan March 13, 2022
Get the Tiptoeing through the tulips mug.In short a dutch tulip is when someone has a rectal prolapse.
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The history of the dutch tulip mimics a common scenario faced by a woman and her butthole when in a relationship with a man. In the early 1600's(early part of the relationship) the tulip(butthole) experiences a tulip mania(the guy wants her butthole) for reasons unknown(for reasons unknown) and everyone buys tulips(they try anal) then the price of the Dutch Tulip goes really high(they start sticking all kinds of things in her butthole). Not long after the price of the tulip goes to astronomical heights(think butthole fisting) the price floor of the tulip collapses(the rectal prolapse occurs) ruining many dutch investors(her butt hurts and she gets dumped).
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The history of the dutch tulip mimics a common scenario faced by a woman and her butthole when in a relationship with a man. In the early 1600's(early part of the relationship) the tulip(butthole) experiences a tulip mania(the guy wants her butthole) for reasons unknown(for reasons unknown) and everyone buys tulips(they try anal) then the price of the Dutch Tulip goes really high(they start sticking all kinds of things in her butthole). Not long after the price of the tulip goes to astronomical heights(think butthole fisting) the price floor of the tulip collapses(the rectal prolapse occurs) ruining many dutch investors(her butt hurts and she gets dumped).
by bradgnar September 7, 2016
Get the dutch tulip mug.Western idealization of a group of “tulpas” or less commonly referred to as “nirmitas” from Tibetan and Indian Buddhism, closed religious practices. This Tumblr-coined term is used to refer to endogenic “systems” believing they coexist with “tulpas” or “nirmitas”.
This term is commonly used with “parogenic”, an umbrella term for “systems” that “were created willingly”.
This term is commonly used with “parogenic”, an umbrella term for “systems” that “were created willingly”.
by tavesanity February 6, 2022
Get the tulpamancy mug.A progressive-rock band fronted by Ian Anderson-the best one-legged flute-playing sheep farmer in rock and roll today!
Teacher: Class, today we will learn about Jethro Tull.
Class: You mean that boring prog-rock band my dad likes? The one fronted by a sheep-shagger who plays the fucking flute?
Teacher: No, the guy that revolutionized agriculture in Europe in the 18th century by rediscovering techniques used by the Chinese in the 6th century.
Class: Oh, THAT Jethro Tull!
Class: You mean that boring prog-rock band my dad likes? The one fronted by a sheep-shagger who plays the fucking flute?
Teacher: No, the guy that revolutionized agriculture in Europe in the 18th century by rediscovering techniques used by the Chinese in the 6th century.
Class: Oh, THAT Jethro Tull!
by Shite from Shinola October 21, 2009
Get the Jethro Tull mug.Tulsan: "what's going on this weekend?"
Other Tulsan: "I am going to Oklahoma City to party hard"
Tulsan: "wow, i wish i could join you"
Other Tulsan: "I am going to Oklahoma City to party hard"
Tulsan: "wow, i wish i could join you"
by supstanance November 14, 2003
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Overpriced, but considering the target group and the element of luxury consumption, shrewdly so. Snowflake's going to love it, and forget about not getting into Harvard or Duke, so it's all good and the money's well spent.
Overpriced, but considering the target group and the element of luxury consumption, shrewdly so. Snowflake's going to love it, and forget about not getting into Harvard or Duke, so it's all good and the money's well spent.
Tulane was a better fit.
by So? July 7, 2008
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