Dave ate at Taco Bell and trumped all the way home. I let a really loud and particularly odiferous trump.
by Gary Schroeder July 19, 2021
Get the trumpmug. by ugly gurl😜 December 7, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. by Marodan August 9, 2020
Get the trumpmug. 
trump
adjective
1. having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense: stupid
2. slow of mind: obtuse
3. given to unintelligent decisions or acts: acting in an unintelligent or careless manner
4. marked by or resulting from unreasoned thinking or acting: senseless // a trump decision
5. vexatious, exasperating
adjective
1. having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense: stupid
2. slow of mind: obtuse
3. given to unintelligent decisions or acts: acting in an unintelligent or careless manner
4. marked by or resulting from unreasoned thinking or acting: senseless // a trump decision
5. vexatious, exasperating
by CLAP-S April 26, 2020
Get the trumpmug. Uttering an easily refutable falsehood for personal gain or to avoid embarrassment.
Shameless but persistent lying was popularized in the United States in the early-mid 21st century to supplant the role of science and logic in decision making. By eliminating the need to think, political leaders were reduced to playing fictional characters in a skit. Unfortunately, the entertainment value of these performers was overshadowed by the abhorrent policies designed to placate a small minority of uneducated US citizens who loved cable television while the majority of Americans were left wondering what the fuck happened to their once great nation.
Shameless but persistent lying was popularized in the United States in the early-mid 21st century to supplant the role of science and logic in decision making. By eliminating the need to think, political leaders were reduced to playing fictional characters in a skit. Unfortunately, the entertainment value of these performers was overshadowed by the abhorrent policies designed to placate a small minority of uneducated US citizens who loved cable television while the majority of Americans were left wondering what the fuck happened to their once great nation.
After watching the nanny cam footage of her shitting in the kitchen sink, Shannon tried to Trump the other party goers by blaming it on Josh, the new guy. But video doesn't lie.
by Downtown Frown November 10, 2020
Get the Trumpmug.