Trombone

The best instrument ever. Every time a trombone hits a low e the world becomes a purer place. The slide is perfect for making car noises in band class. People may rag on them for their slide but deep inside everyone wants to be a car. Often they don't get melodies but when they do their charm leaves the flutes and clarinets swooning over them.

Jake: Look a trombone!
Marie: Oh, the best of the best.

by GingerLego320 January 31, 2020

tromboner

the best instrument in the world also known as the trombone it is long with a slide hense the name

what is that
oh thats a tromboner
oh cool can i play

by tododeku shipping cosplayer February 25, 2020

TROMLe

TROMLe; pronounced as, trom-el or tra-mel. It's a dedicated and reserved name for government regulated 'superiour formula' amyl nitrate.

The TROMLe is affective and named after 'Tourmaline' which is a crystalline boron silicate mineral compounded with elements such as aluminium, iron, magnesium, sodium, lithium, or potassium. Tourmaline is classified as a semi-precious stone and the gemstone can be found in a wide variety of colors.

by Bryn Benn March 27, 2020

Tromboner

An erection belonging to a male person playing a trombone or trombone-like instrument.

"I heard that Jeffery got a tromboner in band class at school today."

by Tygerlee78 April 11, 2020

TOMBER

The generation before boomer, on their way to the graveyard

OK Tomber!

by yactaalea August 7, 2020

Tromboner

When a male individual is in the action of masturbating, and they all of a sudden ejaculate extremely loud, much like a Trombone.

"hey, I hear edric cums loud as fuck, I like that. He must have a Tromboner"

by AikaFNBR December 1, 2020

Tromboner

When a male individual is in the act of masturbating, and then ejaculates extremely loud. This resembles the sound of a Trombone.

"hey, I heard Edric cums loud as fuck, I like that. He must have a Tromboner"

by AikaFNBR December 1, 2020