Torturebook 

Derogatory name for the social networking site Facebook. Most often used when referencing awkward or embarrassing situations a person has gotten into involving their posts or photos from the site. Can also be used when describing the depressing / suicidal posts that a "Sympathy Baiter" makes on the site.

"So Dave tagged a picture of me doing body shots off that girl on Torturebook and now Amy won't speak to me."

"Megan put one of her classic 'say something nice to me or I'm gonna kill myself cause the guy I banged last Saturday when I was drunk won't text me back' messages on Torturebook this morning."

Torturebook by PPCRO November 9, 2012

Tortured Fart 

Flatulence so violent that when released sounds like a series of high-pitched screams.

"WHAT the hell was that?!?!"
"Tortured Fart."
"Damn...."

Tortured Fart by scrappington2 September 19, 2014

tortured fetishist 

Someone who has a fetish and genuinely is obsessed with it and allows it to consume them to the point that it tortures them.

Matthew is a sad tortured fetishist. It was a shame how it ate away at his soul.

tortured fetishist by THEGAYESTBUTLER November 12, 2017

torturfied 

To be tortured beyond petrification.

I was torturfied when a spider landed on me.

torturfied by Budda Williams May 25, 2012

Torturing the Porcelain 

Taking an epicly odiferous dump , thus subjecting the toilet bowl and, indeed, the entire bathroom to a stench that would cause a fly to vaporise and make a graverobber gag.

I felt bad for the poor guy that went into that restroom after I got through Torturing the Porcelain.

Torturing the Porcelain by Beeb E. King October 20, 2014

torturking 

1) Being in a band that exclusively plays in the country of Turkey. The band members also need NOT reside in said country, in fact, All band members MUST be citizens of a different country than Turkey.

THANK GOD that Nickelback and 3 Doors Down decided that they were torturking for 12

torturking by davehobgoblin June 20, 2018

Torturing The Pain Junkie 

(1) The act of frivolously trying to get under somebody skin but failing miserably
(2) Failing To Trigger A Person
(3) trying to hurt a person only to realize that you're more helping them than hurting them

Nancy Reagan's" Just Say No" campaign help to publicize and give free publicity
to drug dealers rather than discourage people from using drugs because before the campaign most people weren't using drugs from get go but it made the non drug users look "uncool" and "ostracized" it was like Torturing The Pain Junkie

Torturing The Pain Junkie by EmJayee November 10, 2018