When your dropping nuggets in the tilotet there’s a chance the water will splash your asshole your making it clean. therefore it’s a toilet splash and yes this was written after I had experienced a toilet spalsh.
Bro you got to try and do a toilet splash I was shitting and then the water form the Toilet splashed my ass making it a toilet splash now it’s super clean now!!.
by JohnDoe445 March 14, 2019
When the toilet is filled with brown water, either because the toilet was clogged with shit, or the toilet just had shit sitting in it for too long. As a result, the toilet looks like a big cup of hot cocoa (but sure as hell doesn't taste or smell like it).
by MistaNES March 17, 2011
by toiletnuker December 07, 2020
A math joke book you pick up in the bathroom to destress yourself every time you do your business, when your giggling or laughing could help cover up the sound of your relatively loud farting.
Fred likes to amuse his girlfriends with the toilet math jokes he still recalls, when he’s killing two birds with a stone.
by Fasters January 13, 2022
Guy 1: Bro what did you do on your tinder date?
Guy 2: Dude we did EVERYTHING. Even the clogged toilet!
Guy1: No way bro! she sounds like a keeper!
Guy 2: Dude we did EVERYTHING. Even the clogged toilet!
Guy1: No way bro! she sounds like a keeper!
by darkenedwenis June 27, 2019
A toilet girl is an “influencer” who gets a paid for trip to Dubai, just to end up chained to a toilet and getting fuc*ed in the mouth by rich men
“Becky is so hot dude but she was just at this huge yacht in Dubai so I’m worried that she was a toilet girl”
by Adrewski tateiocovich July 22, 2022
Someone who consumes human waste, typically bounded by their partners for the pleasure of them and the people that dispose themselves in the human toilet
by sis24pig July 27, 2023