Tornado

A spinning vertical cloud which can reach speeds up to 400 MPH,can devastate rural and urban areas. Other examples is the Oklahoma City 1999 tornado,Joplin 2011 tornado. They oftenly aren't noticed,and there are many types. Such as landspout,waterspout,wedge,rope,etc. Stronger tornadoes (EF3+) are rare,and are less than 10% go over EF3 rating.

Mark : "Did you see the tornado hitting the city last night?"
Jessica : "Yup!"

by lobkwlekek1 August 22, 2018

Trenado

The name of an old Spanish warrior who fought in many wars to win victory, a trends will always win victories no matter what, and will never give up until they make their target tired and surrender.

They are likely to be rare and they can't be found early but if u find one you don't want to mess with them. They are well known to fight with people who cause problems to them.

They will be kind and loving and great when talking problems out, but they sure know how to Confort the hell out of you.

Oh look its trenado, how lovely, to see him/ her around!

by Luchicat September 23, 2018

Tornado Piper

Flush the toilet the instant you sit down and poop before the water leaves.

I had to shit so badly in a hurry that I had to make a Tornado Piper

by Extendococks January 16, 2019

TornadoTrucker

The kind of person who embodies 0 brain cells.

Hey do you remember Pete? He's such a TornadoTrucker

by Tornadoisadickhead March 20, 2020

Tornado

A natural disaster known for its wind power. Common in Great Plains of the United States.

Can range from being an EF1, EF2, EF3, EF4 and EF5. They are rated on how much damage they create.
EF1| Can kick over trash bins, tear branches out of trees
EF2| Can create small damage on a house or car
EF3|Can uphold a roof of a strong house, pick and throw a small car
EF4|Uproot trees, rip apart furnitur and walls
EF5|Level homes, throw around a bus, and really just flattens everything in its path.

We better take cover! I see a tornado!

by I eat crispy bacon July 7, 2020

tornado discount

Tornado discount:
Finding something still usable free after a natural disaster.

Bobby found a four wheeler that the twister dropped undamaged in his front yard . It runs, so it's practically a tornado discount.

by Mauser'sDaDa November 17, 2020

Tornado Siren

When you are doing doggy-style with a woman and reach around, put a kazoo in her mouth, and stick a finger up her butt.

You know Becky?

Yea

I hit her with a tornado siren the other night and the RA thought we were having an earthquake drill.

by bananabread69 December 18, 2020