swamp croissant

When you eat a croissant or similar pastry out of someone's butt.

Brian: Hey Kolby, can I have a swamp croissant?
Kolby: Alright but I haven't wiped in a while, there might be dingleberries!

by nobody123balls October 22, 2013

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Butter Swamp

Butter Swamp is the post-sex area of a guy's balls and thighs where all of the girl's natural vaginal juices dripped down during sex, especially if she was on top most of the time. If the guy is top most of the time, it's the girls thighs and butt crack where all of the vaginal juices and cum drip down.

We were late to the party because he had to shower all of the butter swamp off before we left. or He dipped his finger in her butter swamp and traced it around her nipple.

by HornyFudd June 6, 2021

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swamp dragon

a nasty bitch who eats ass

Friend: Were you with Brooklyn last night?
Me: Yeah she was a real swamp dragon. Ate my ass.

by queerz4life October 5, 2020

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Swamp noodle

1) the post-coitus shape of the male genitalia.

2) when your dick soggy after a good fuck

Yo, she got me so good I had swamp noodle for like 3 days after.

by Sydzillah October 25, 2015

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Swamp Adjustment

Verb: When on a hot and/or humid day or when under physical strain without a shower one must go to the bathroom and wipe the sweat out of their ass.

A coworker accidentally walked into my stall the other 100 degree day when I was performing a swamp adjustment. We haven't made eye contact since.

by Scarb August 12, 2011

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Swamp World

Swamp World created by SWAMPMAHN. Basically it's a sphere, floating in space. It has both land and sea...oh and some air too. It is also called Swamp World. Its pretty tight.

Swampian #1 : so fellow Swampian don't you love Swamp World.
Swampian #2 : Yea i feel so free. SWAMPMAHN is amazing for making us and the world.

by nevaswitch May 4, 2019

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