Lamp post

One of those things that are always on or off and you never see them turning on or off, it just happens and no one knows how

I've never seen a lamp post turn on or off, have you?

by TamChanUwU November 6, 2021

Lamp

A codename for "dick" if stupid game chat filters disallow you to say the actual word.

You are a huge lamp

by bored696 December 19, 2014

Lava Lamp

A derogatory term/slang for native Hawaiian people. Also works on Pacific Islanders or anyone in the volcanic circle.
Perfect comeback to "Haole".

"Neighbor gifted me a Lava Lamp, Don't know if I should be insulted"
Person 1:"Alright, shoots haole"

Person 2:"Later Lava Lamp"

by Miginator April 25, 2023

Lava lamps

An invitation that sounds sexual but was not meant to be a sexual invitation by the host

"I invited a girl up to my apartment to check up my lava lamp collection but then she freaked out and said she wasn't interested, what did I do wrong?" "Dude, that's a classic lava lamps, she thought you wanted to fuck"

by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020

Lamp

Something that definitely didn't make someone wake up from a false reality

I was looking at the Lamp for so long that my wife and kids left me. I couldn't control myself

by Tom28281 January 17, 2024

Lamp

A word to say when your put in awkward situations

Jack: Hey bae
Krishna: lamp

by Alexa Lois March 15, 2020

Hooker lamp

A lamp that can be turned on by capacitive touch on any of the lamp’s surface.

Hey, you go on a date with Tiffany?

Yeah man, she had a hooker lamp on her bedside table!

Sick bro!

by Fleeble_ June 16, 2024