Secret Tits

When you think a lady has average or smaller than average tits, but upon removing her garments you find she has much more than you expected.

Christ, Samantha has secret tits! Those things are huge!

by Tonymicjoe December 22, 2008

victory tits

The exposure of ones breasts by celebration of a good outcome of a situation.

Person 1: "We won the rollerderby bout!"
Person 2 or more: (release of victory tits ensues amoung group or an individual in agreeance)

Brandy Chastain's World Soccer Cup win cause her to rip her shirt off to celebrate with Victory Tits.

by kikikonkussion February 4, 2010

Useless tit

Comes from the saying " useless as tits on a boar hog " refering to someone who is lazy, unhelpful, unmotivated and all around useless.

that guy is a useless tit

by miss. smith December 30, 2010

Tits Away

An expression of being very drunk and very excited. Most effectivly used in an Irish accent.

"Hey Frida, how you feeling after them three shots?"
"Tits Away!"

by Apt.4 December 1, 2016

TITS-DO

When your body is suffering from a belly that is extremely fat and your tits are smaller than your belly. So when you sit down, your stomach sticks out further than your "tits-do".

Cheri felt bad because she noticed while eating her donut at her desk filled with crumbs that she had a severe case of "tits-do".

by kittyzsister July 16, 2008

snakes with tits

Women. Especially those that leave you when the money runs out.

Rob: Did you hear that Laura dumped me?
Dave: No, why?
Rob: Probably had something to do with me losing my six figure income.
Dave: Fuckin' Women !
Rob: I think you mean "Snakes with tits!"
Dave: Exactly !

by Fav February 13, 2008

sugar tits

n. Describing a female with a deligtfully sweet bosom; a delicious pair of breasts.

"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" said the inebriated Mel Gibson to the arresting deputy.

by SkidMarkyMark July 30, 2006