thanks for coming out

When someone's presence at an event is kind of pointless, but they go anyway.

I can't even see the game from these "thanks for coming out" seats!

by Professor RRRR May 2, 2016

Thanks a lot

Being super sarcastic and not thanking you for anything at all.

“Thanks a lot, Sam,” Matthew said.

by dr.c__12 July 17, 2018

Thanks, but no thanks

When you want to emphasize something wonderful you did, that you didn't really do.

Sarah Palin:
I told congress about that bridge to no where, "Thanks, but no thanks!" Then I took the money.

you: Wow, good job, Sarah

by seymore1970 January 13, 2009

thanks bro

When you walk in on your brother (could also be a friend) getting a blow job in your room. It could also apply to other sexual activities.

Ryan: so I walked into my room last night and mary was proving that her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard to my brother.
Callie:Wow! what a slut!!! you should have been like, "now thats a thanks bro if I've ever seen one!"

by cakepan face March 4, 2011

Thanks John

Term used whenever cranky Social Media newby fails to recognize sarcasm on the internet and gets his/her nose bent out of shape. butthurt

"I was just joking with Sam on Facebook when I said 'her butt was big' she was upset and pulled a Thanks John in reply

by @DoctorMalibu May 31, 2015

liquid thanksgiving

The weekend before college students go on Thanksgiving break, where everyone is intent on getting super hammered because they're in the spirit of gluttony and they won't see their friends for the next two weekends.

Man, that junior picked up fifths of Goldschlager, Bailey's, Smirnoff Vodka, and Jose Cuervo, handles of Captain Morgan and 5 O'Clock Vodka, and a big thing o' wine. I still don't think we're ready for Liquid Thanksgiving.

by AnthoSaint December 2, 2007

happy thanksgiving

when you wake up the next morning but you don't remember them saying yes to it

audrey: happy thanksgiving

by jigabooga May 4, 2018