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St. Mark's School of Texas

One of the toughest, best, most prestigious high schools in the nation. A "college prep" school, the boys not only learn how to become truly erudite scholars, but they also encapsulate the hallmarks of a gentlemen. If you live in the Dallas area and want your boy to become a well-rounded, hard-working man, send him to St. Mark's for the best education.
Well, I'm not going to lie, it's tough, but the work load isn't too bad after coming from St. Mark's School of Texas. Hours of homework from my AP classes and pulling all-nighters before my AP English papers were due presented me a much more tedious and mentally challenging task than college work.
by A Princeton / SM graduate September 26, 2010
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tetas

Very large breasts. Same as melones or chichis
Damn yo! Look at them tetas!!!
by chocothunder September 2, 2004
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Texas Hot Lunch

When a girl shits on your dick, immediately followed by a tasty blowjob.

You can buy yourself a Texas Hot Lunch in Kane, Pa for somewhere around $2.
That Kane slut gave me a Texas Hot Lunch at the old skating rink after I had a hard days work playing minesweeper on the rig.
by Shmo12345 February 28, 2011
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texas weed wacker

The act of a women biting the hair out of a man's butthole and preceeding to give him a blowjob.
EX. " My girlfriend noticed I needed a trim so she gave me a Texas weed wacker. "
by Deweyman52 & Mase53 May 17, 2014
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texas log splitter

your woman stands over your chest in a thong and drops a split load on it.
Texas log splitter is shitting through a thong
by zeke18 June 21, 2006
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Texass

Correct name for the state of Texas, Home of texassholes
Everybody from texass sucks cock.
by Pope Reagan February 25, 2017
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Cedar Park, Texas

A small city near Austin Texas where all the truly cool people stay becuase of the laidback attitudes and freindly inhabitants.Made more awesome by its closeness to the live music capital of the world, and beautiful hills.
Bob: I went to Cedar Park, Texas and it was so chill. It was awesome to have a calm place to go after that rad party on 6th street.
by McLizo December 20, 2010
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