Kav Temperley

The lyricist, bassist and front man of the Western Australian band eskimo joe. His name, which he chose himself when he was 7 years old means 'poet of truth'.

There are no better lyrics than those written by Kav Temperley.

by Superduper291 January 31, 2009

Kankle Temper

Often referred to women who have kankles and are extremely angry.

My boss is so angry right now, I'm scared to go back to her room in case she has another kankle temper!

by Yuri Gojirah October 12, 2010

Woman Temper

Woman Temper is used to describe someone very Hot-Headed or someone with a short temper.
"Why is it called Woman Temper?" Because of how a woman gets when she's on her period. Another woman that can be used as an example of Woman Temper is modern-day women (gen z/millennials) that get mad at anything.

John: "I was playing Call of Duty last night and this guy that was trash kept trying to kill me; So I obviously killed him every time he came at me. Eventually, he yelled at me and told me to kill myself."
Josh: "Sounds like he had a bad case of Woman Temper."

by eabel December 8, 2021

High Templar

A wretched, screaching, pedantic, nauseating individual. Known for his burps and growls of ferociousness. When a High Templar is around, multiple muggers in a 5 mile radius will be known to shout "Bring me my money". Templar also graduated at the top of his class at poop joke university, getting a doctorate in saying the most immature things, at only 12 years old.

A: High Templar is on his waster.

Mugger: Bring me my money!

by ColeImInYourWalls! August 31, 2022

room temperature

a phrase used to describe someone who is extremely neutral, not hot, not warm, nor cool nor cold.

Mikki: Oh my god Randy is soo hot and cool I love him!
Michael: Cmon lemme see a picture of him, I'll be the judge of that
Mikki: What do you think of him?
Michael: Ehh, mid tbh, pretty room temperature

by Mytheonix April 22, 2023

Took her temperature

A pleasant way to describe anal sex with another person. One's temperature can be taken following insertion of a throbmometer into the arsehole of the said anal fever patient.

Hey dude, how's that chick you've been banging?

She's cool. I took her temperature last Tuesday?

???

I fucked her in the arse, mate.

Oh, cool.

by Lucianeil February 15, 2015

The George Foreman Temperature

When you are cooking/washing the dishes and you feel a very extreme temperate .

Sam: (cooking; accidentally slaps hand into stove fire)
(Hits The George Foreman Temperature) Ooh! That was hot!

by bonelesspizza December 27, 2016