Teabag

Slang for British.

You teabags drive on the wrong side of the road.

by freakydeaky61 November 17, 2019

teabag folding

It is the monotonous folding of paper squares into rosettes and other shapes. A good activity to entertain colleagues on a Friday afternoon. Not to be confused with teabagging.

Contrary to popular belief, teabag folding does not involve tea bags.

by coffeefolder July 7, 2010

streaking teabag

Not wiping yourself after taking a shit and giving someone a teabag

He broke into my house as I was taking a shit so I tackled and streaking teabagged him

by tH3Chuck October 8, 2021

The greasy teabag

This is where you poop your pants with a very soft stool, then walk and sit and stand enough to smoosh the load all over your genitals. Now drop trou and proceed with standard teabagging proceedures.

After eating way to many prunes and way to much spaghetti, little Johnny had a unfortunate ( but opportunity rich ) loss of bowel control while dressed in his Sunday best. He then decides to make himself feel better by giving his drunk and passed out older brother ( who is normally quite mean to little Johnny ) "the greasy teabag".

by thckjnk April 19, 2013

Flap the teabag

To converse professionally.

"We will flap the teabag over brunch".
"My co-worker and I were flapping the teabag prior to this meeting"

by Johannisore August 15, 2023

Vampire Teabag

A tampon.

"I sucked on my girl's vampire teabag last night and pulled it out of her like a party popper"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

TeaBagged

to get someones nuts put on your face while your laying the ground

while i sniped the hacker when he died i teabagged him

by baconeggandcheeseham21 May 20, 2025