dumple tossing

when a flaming bag of turds is launched using a small to large sized catapult across a large distance.

Man i hit that guys house hard with that flaming bag. What a great dumple tossing.

by nilly jean May 22, 2008

Toss the Willy

Toss the Willy USA, Southrn slang, to get rid of the toilet.

This apartment is a wreck, let’s put new tile in the bath, and “Toss the Willy”.

by Meanlandlord September 19, 2018

Toss the kitty

When a girl offers her vagina for sex on first date.

Yo, I went out with this girl last night for the first time. I thought it was just a meet and greet but she toss the kitty!

by SteelCityMafia August 01, 2016

Sock Tossing

Filling a sock with enough baby batter to fling it on a wall like a cheap sticky toy.

I mastered sock tossing around 14.

by Gynobutter July 05, 2018

Meat toss

A competition involving two men throwing their meat at a dartboard. Score is usually not counted, as winning in a competition of this manner is the same as losing.

I, the king of life, challenge he peasant to a meat toss.

by 22square miles February 07, 2019

proper tossed

- It's that feeling like, "Oh, this is it. If it could only be like this every time."
- At the club feeling just right. All is good.
- Feeling a vibe.

- Ideal feels
- more pleasantly and intensely tossed than usual
- the "just right" mix of whatever cocktail you got goin' that's like, "Yeah, this is it."

Steve- "Last night, I got proper tossed."
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Billy- "How was the party?"
Max- "Sick, we got proper tossed."

by dadadumdadadum November 03, 2021

Mazel tossed

When a person has to a gets a little too drunk at a Jewish function, including but not limited to a Bar Mitzvah, Passover Seder, or bris.

I had four bottles of manischewitz at David's son's bris, and punched the moil for touching my nephew. I was definitely Mazel Tossed.

We did 8 shots of potato vodka and got Mazel Tossed and Ezra's Hannukah party.

Joshua likes to get Mazel Tossed and annex parts of Palestine.

Yaakov got Mazel Tossed at Noah's Shabbat Seder and threw up Matzo balls all over my Yankees Kippah.

by Doctor Dreidel September 15, 2020