Tooting Banjo

Whilst sitting on someones nose you fart and rub your cock across there mouth creating a burbling noise

I gave the old girl a tooting banjo last week she said my ass hole stinks like stale winnits

by WoRalyhyde July 23, 2022

Toot

Expression of sound

We’re going to the store.
Toot!

by TootAnthony Steem January 30, 2020

cum toot

When you do anal and you toot out cum/nya goulder

I just cum tooted

by Past June 10, 2021

a toot toot

Someone that snorts cocaine.

Yea man he don't want y'all to know that he a toot toot. He still cool tho.

by MrsUnknown March 6, 2016

Toot broot

#1 too much to bear, a drag, ruined
#2 something that broke down, of poor quality, dont buy it
#3 it didn't work out, breaking up with someone, too far to travel

#1: Yo, that's Toot broot. -OU- Oai C'est Toot broot.
#2: It's Toot broot. -OU- On est Toot broot
#3: Were Toot broot. -OU- Nous-somnent Toot broot

by Mekazael March 4, 2024

Toot-Way Street

When you're significant other passes gas outside of a bathroom only whilst your companion is in the bathroom and hears the gas passed. This action is allowed and does not violate any residential laws as the bathroom is not available for them to pass gas in the location where society deems the only location where gas is allowed to be passed.

"Did you shit your pants?" bathroom occupant.

"Nope, I needed to fart and you were in the restroom. Guess that's a Toot-Way Street"

by The Tracy's September 6, 2022

Tortellini toot

When you fart as someone is tongue punching your fartbox

She gave me a good old fashioned tortellini toot

by Your D Deliver November 5, 2022