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throatgurt

The thick slimy yogurt like slobber generated by the throat deep-throating a big cock
You don't need the use any store bought lube. If your girl produces throatgurt by deeothroating your cock
by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 12, 2016
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throat dick

Throat dick (noun) - an individual insufferable to the degree that their presence causes those around them to experience a swelling of intolerance that, based on their level of ire, bursts forth from the throat.

This insult is derived from the X- Files episode - Firewalker (1994) - in which a silicon based parasitic fungus bursts from people's throats once it has reached sexual maturity - resulting in death by what appears to be a massive penis protruding from the victim's throat.
"You're such a condescending throat dick!"
"I was absolutely outraged by that tenured throat dick."
by c_f_e_d_2016 December 1, 2016
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throat kisses

When a penis makes contact with the back of a throat
Nicole pulled down my pants and gave me throat kisses
by GSP shit talkers January 19, 2018
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Throat Float

When your getting a blowjob and you shove your cock as far as you can down her throat!
Rita doesn't like to swallow so I gave her a throat float!
by Stiff Biff August 6, 2018
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throat equestrian

throat equestrian is a sexual act where a women gives cranium to a man six foot nine or taller and he curls up to gain traction like a small man on a horse
james knew she was gonna turn him into a {throat equestrian} that night
by sanxity March 29, 2019
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throat pumpers

A group of guys who are tight asf and put the throat code before all else. That although there are ups and downs they stick with eachother and provail. Must know all the words to “hey there Delilah
Oh hey look there’s the throat pumpers.
by Throat pumper 445 September 15, 2019
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Thoams

Person one-who’s Thoams?
God-the one with hair
by god is mighty October 23, 2019
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