Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!

Heheheheh... Ok... I'll explain it to you. You're- It's... It's not that complicated. Alright...

A fucking dope (I mean Jesus Christ guys 🤦 ♂️) "Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!"

Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"

by Hym Iam February 8, 2024

Ms. Tate

A complete and utter L. She has a rats nest for hair (built like Ms. Frizz but not in a good way), an appalling attitude (think Ursula), has something stuck up her every single day (nicely put: a doo-doo head), and feels that she has to ruin your day (just an opp).

Ms. Tate is an opp.

by nonchalant dreadhead 29 March 2, 2025

sack of taters

A child whom you put to bed over a hour ago found hiding in their parents bed..

Oh goodness is that a sack of taters or is that Staci Dee?

by Jinxie Dee Breece October 18, 2020

whiskey tater

Those who describe whiskey as their hobby and the silly things they do in pursuit of bottles of whiskey; mostly driven by fear of missing out, lack of knowledge or the need to post 'impressive' unopened bottles on social media. While not relegated to those new to whiskey drinking and collecting, “tater” activity tends to be strongest with that group.

That whiskey tater camped out overnight at the liquor store for chance to buy a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle bourbon.

He started his own blog so brands would send him free sample bottles of whiskey; what a tater.

by mastertater June 23, 2019

Taterhog

To be a large woman. A woman of large mass. A woman that orders a double cheeseburger with an extra large order of fries, and a DIET coke.

Will, do not make contact with that girl, she is a taterhog and you have your beer goggles on!

by Mike Yo! July 23, 2008

Channel the Tater

A good way to remember how to say Channing Tatum's name in the proper order.

Oh yeah that movie had Tatum Channing in it right?

Its Channing Tatum, remember Channel the Tater.

by strofty December 20, 2013

Taten

A very sweet and thoughtful man. May not be the greatest looking guy around but is adorable in his own way. He's a goofball and is rarely ever serious unless he's telling you how much he loves you other than that don't expect anything short of laughing your ass off because of his constant stupidity. He will never fail to bring a smile to your face. He is romantic, smart, funny, caring, genuine, and incredibly adorable.

I am so in love with Taten he's honestly adorable

by MadiSilvie June 27, 2017