Shmuley

Typically this term refers to a rhetorical strategy where the speaker attacks the character, motive, or some other attribute of the person making an argument rather than attacking the substance of the argument itself. This avoids genuine debate by creating a personal attack as a diversion often using a totally irrelevant, but often highly charged attribute of the opponent's character or background. The most common form of this fallacy is "A" makes a claim of "fact," to which "B" asserts that "A" has a personal trait, quality or physical attribute that is repugnant thereby going entirely off-topic, and hence "B" concludes that "A" has their "fact" wrong - without ever addressing the point of the debate.

"you are such a Shmuley". "you are acting like a Shmuley". "He/she is being a Shmuley". "They Shmuley everytime"

by Fromthesky February 21, 2024

shmuley

Shmuley (noun): Residual fecal matter adhering to the surface of a recently dislodged butt plug.

"After removing the butt plug, he was dismayed to discover traces of shmuley remaining, necessitating thorough cleaning."

by UpittyWigger March 26, 2024

simulation husband

A person in a relationship, most often a male husband, who acts exactly the way their significant other wants, without the significant other having to ask them or teach them. These actions are so perfect that they cause the significant other to believe that the husband is fake and was created by some external force, as though part of a simulation.

Robert cleaned the entire house, did all the laundry, and baked cookies today, all of his own volition. He's a simulation husband.

by BobSagittarius March 28, 2024

Smuled

A phenomenon on a popular karaoke app where during a Live singing session, people who get on the mic get kicked off of the live due to a glitch.

"I just got smuled lol"
"I hate this app"

by wompwompwooomp May 12, 2024

simulcollocation

The ability to be two places at once

The only way he could finish the job was by using a little simulcollocation.

by IagoT June 2, 2024

Shmulamarced

The emotion you feel when your brain is melting, but you have to meet a deadline in two weeks.

Kaylee: I have a project due in two weeks and I'm feeling stressed. I wish there was a word for that.

Moon: There is! That's kinda shmulamarced, dawg.

by Shmulamarcedlover June 17, 2024

Smulge

A primitive yet effective combat device made from food and drink sealed in a paper cup or bag, deployed as a projectile to unleash a vulgar sludge that impairs enemies and asserts dominance.

Veterans know a well-placed Smulge can turn the tide of battle.

by gbrad1008 January 24, 2026