Suburban dictionary

A version of urban dictionary from an alternate universe often used by wine moms and boomer fathers.

"Their father showed them suburban dictionary they weren't really impressed."

by Anarchon March 5, 2021

Suburbanista

A young man or woman 👠 who in spite of the fact that they live in a perfectly fine subdivision are always berating their folks for their lifestyles not being 'on fleek' enough. Usually these kids are between about 14 to 21 years old.

Here are 2 examples of a Suburbanista 1 Ariel 14 years old: "Mom could you just text me from the bottom of the driveway when. You come to pick me up from. Beneficents party? I'm 😳 embarrassed to be seen riding around in a Honda Civic! Example 2: Josh age 16 to his dad:"Dad why we gotta live in "Wooded Acres?" My friend Biff lives in ",Phuckhaven Heights". They have 2 clay tennis 🎾 courts and a black bottom pool in their backyard.Plus his dad drives 3 Bentleys! Why we gotta live in such a 'ghetto' dad? " Dad: " Someday you'll appreciate ", Wooded Acres" son!

by 4realazitgits May 4, 2021

Suburban cherry

The suburban Cherry is when you really still haven't hit it yet but you really want to.

They put a phone in my face and I was like me and kissy were popping fools baby and then Keisha had the suburban cherry.

by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021

Suburbacoon

A raccoon who lives in the suburbs and is acclimated to people

My suburbacoon came by today to beg for some food.

by Arabrab Setab June 14, 2021

Suburbacoon

A wild raccon that is at ease with the suburban surroundings and people

My suburbacoon came to my patio to beg for some food

by Arabrab Setab June 14, 2021

Suburban Roundabout

When you fuck all the soccer moms before the PTA meeting you’re at is over.

Dude. Reed just did a suburban roundabout.

by Jse71ig20 July 9, 2021

Suburban

Suburban is sub-urban, not quite the country not quite the city.

The area they described as having long, winding suburban roads wasn't anything like what they were describing 20 or 30 years ago, though if they got there or visited recently, they wouldn't know that. It was a city the size of Omaha or somewhere like Omaha, surrounded by small towns and long, winding country roads that few people if anybody lived on. If you went back one hundred years the city itself had been a small town in the middle of the country. It was only when people from suburban places like Florida and California wanted the area to look like where they were from and invested in making it look that way that it started to look more like Florida or California.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021