stooper

A person who poops in a stadium bathroom; a stadium pooper.

"Sorry it took so long to get the beers. This stooper took his sweet time since it's the first time the Twins are playing here."

by deangisele April 5, 2010

Stopher

A great knight of the old ages. He is involved in the Folsomic-Charmichealian legends. He is the main protagonist involved in the old book.

Chapter 1-3.
Sir Stopher has met with Sir Samy and is off to slay the evil Dragon, Benithian Johnsonius. After battling with Benithian Johnsonius, the dragon requests that he travel with Sir Stopher and Sir Samy. They agree to do so.

Chapter 4-5.
The band meet with another merry band, whose group includes: Former Bishop of Charmicheal, Danielorius; A super chicken infused with magical powers, Davidorn. They battle and Sir Stophers band prevails, ultimately killing Danielorius and Davidorn. Benithian, the dragon, was slain though and Sir Samy was burned to death by Davidorns powers.

Chapter 6.
Sir Stopher is on a request by the king, Lord Adamus, to save his wife. Sir Stopher saves his wife and mates with her.

The End

Sir Stopher is my hero.

by aznsmaderice November 15, 2009

The angry shopper

While titty fucking a girl you nut all over her breasts and proceed to take her credit cards and cut them up and let the pieces of plastic land in your jiz.

A great way to get back at your mall addicted wife is to give her the angry shopper.

by Cblue Crawford May 8, 2008

stepper

Slang for a person in Alcoholics Anonymous who follows the 12 Steps.

Jane joined Alcoholics Anonymous and quickly became a Stepper.

by JR Harris March 30, 2011

shoppergasm

When you walk into a store, and gasp at a new shirt, pants, or toy you absolutely love. Most of the time these gasps resemble something you might hear on HBO late night or your neighbors prized collection of porn DVDs.

<walks into store and has a shoppergasm while looking at new shirt>
shopper 1: omg, ahh this is ahhh i love this.
shopper 2: yessss!! this is amazing.

by SsTtUu December 16, 2010

Stooperpoopier

Someone who, by defying the law's of creation, has become so stupid that they dumbfound everyone they meet. This new category of person is somehow even dumber than an original stooperpoop and therefore isn't granted full rights of a human.

You will always be Stooperpoopier than anyone in human history, Anya.

by TxNic June 21, 2011

Slopper

/noun/ - An individual (usually female) whom is generally sloppy in appearance and demeanor and makes unwanted sexual advances.

I went to pub on uni night and all the dirty old sloppers were there tryna root me. Fucking gross!

by Slopper creator August 24, 2019