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stockton college

#4 Liberal arts college in the nation, Harvard is #1...stockton is for lovers, we have Benny's and shoebies and some out of staters who God knows what they were thinking for paying this ridiculous out of state tuition, we have a bunch of tree hugging hippes and cops who are security guards with a gun instead of mase, they are all fat so if you need to get away...run into the vast Pine Barrons where you will more than likely get lost but you wont be locked up by Sto-Po...the girls are either sorority girls aka the fakest girls alive or they are wifed up by their boyfriend who goes to some other school in New jersey but still does a guy at stockton to make up for the absence of his 4 incher. We have gangsters and we have posers, we drink at the corner and 10 west and absegami high school girls make cameos on a regular occasion so they can go to HS the next day and tell the tale of the college ding a ling. Go here, we get sloppy and makeout and all of our frats are only a hop skip and a jump away, on a map
Richard Stockton College, Pomona, Near AC, New Jersey, Drunkfest-Stockton-The Princeton of the Pines
by stockton alcohlic July 23, 2008
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St Louis Shocker

When a man takes his dick out of a girl during sex then "accidentally" slips it into the skanks bootyhole. Named so because it has become a common technique in the St. Louis metro area.
Frank: Dude I totally pulled off a St Louis shocker on that skank brittney last night!
by theREALharryjones August 3, 2010
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Stockholm slip 'n slide

Deliberately slipping from vagina to anus during sex without the female partners permission.
I really wanted to anal Erica but she wasn't keen so I had to use the Stockholm slip 'n slide.
by Pffffttt December 4, 2011
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Shocking

Two in the bee hole one in the pee hole
Woah that was shocking
by Dubiks February 8, 2019
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schuman shocker

Where u have a girl on top and you proceed to stick your oddly shaped thumb up her butthole....don't worry the third time is the charm. She will love it!!
when i first met barbs i never knew that the schuman shocker would be used and abused....
by Geoffrey Schuman February 16, 2005
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shithead shocker

The act of sticking the head of a person (usually of diminutive status) in a toilet bowl full of feces and flushing away. The combination of being smothered by nasty toilet water and swirling shit makes the poor shmuck feel even worse about him/herself. (Not to be confused to the actual shocker)
Yo dude! The bowl's overflowing; let's find a poor unsuspecting punk to give the shithead shocker.

I hope I don't see Ralph and Tony today. Last time I saw them, they gave me the shithead shocker.
by Dudedude August 4, 2006
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rock the shocker

While holding the ring finger with the thumb, you insert the index and middle finger in the vagina and the pinky in the anus.
by shaele May 23, 2007
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