baller status

Having reached a superlative level of ballerdom, it is said one has acheived baller status. This often goes hand in hand with early retirement and being a man of leisure (or woman of leisure. It can often devolve into a world of dinner whores and golddiggers if the baller has a weak pimp hand. MAny of these types can be found on dating sites such as wealthymen and webdate, where it is easier to hide one's monetary worth and circumnavigate wanna-be-women-of-leisure.

Only cats with offical baller status are allowed on

by Help Us Put a Stop to Collar Pop May 18, 2006

Status Hunt

(Noun) When a person (usually female or closeted homosexual) looks through quotes on the internet or watches a specific movie just to pick out the best quote or line to put as their status on facebook, twitter, etc. Can also apply to someone who copies down entire choruses to mainstream music for the same purpose.

Beth is so annoying, she's had 18 separate statuses today quoting The Notebook, Lil Wayne and some gay shit about love's power. She must have gone on a mondo status hunt while coping with the fact that she has no life.

by Brohanity October 11, 2009

Statist

A form of mental illness in which someone believes that a government body run by corporations, is needed to threaten and imprison people for there own safety. It is similar to terrorism but much more accepted in society. It is based on false logic, and hypocritical legislative bodies to promote fascism, much like Nazi Germany.

Statist "You broke the law, the state of california says you can't stand on the sidewalk after 9pm!!! You deserve to be punished for the terrible crime you committed!"

Logical Person "Is the state a legal entity that can lawfully enforce laws upon people? Where were they granted the authority?"

by Freedom4everyone January 14, 2017

Status Clitical

From an anime called "Gravion" in which it says "Planetaly Defence System All Destroyed A Decased Citizen 10,000,000 STATUS CLITICAL!"

The reason "Planetary" and "Critical" are misspelled is because in Japanese, R and L are the same things. This goes into other things such as "Herro!" as some say to make fun of a Japanese person, or even "Harro".

The real thing should say

"Planetary defense system has destroyed 10,000,000 citizens! Status Critical!"

Bobby: I shoot you in head!
Dood: OMG!! I bleed! Now this be status clitical at best!

by Tookar April 13, 2005

Status Bag

1) A bag many women carry in order to show off monetary wealth, for example Louis Vuitton, Prada and Gucci are very often favorites.
2)Usually over-priced and hard to get, the new status bag changes very often and women keep on buying them.

I just saw her with a Louis Vuitton status bag, I can't believe she's so trendy!
Those status bags are so ugly, I stick to my canvas totes.

by Lindsay February 22, 2005

Status Jacked

This typically occurs when you leave yourself signed in to facebook/myspace on someone's computer and they change your status to something juvenille or ridiculously embarrassing. This can also happen from you leaving your iPhone or Blackberry some where with your facebook app accessible and your password saved. You can usually identify the culprit because they are the first to leave a comment or "like" your ridiculous status.

guy1: Hey man did you see Johnny's status? What's up with that?

guy2: Yeah man, but James commented on it 3 times in a row two seconds after it was posted so I figured he got status jacked. You know he always leaves his iPhone everywhere. Homeboy needs to put a password on that thing.

by Changus Kahn July 11, 2009

status up-late

1. any sleepless person's midnight or late entry - for example: quotes, a short sentence fragment, or an image or embedded video - to a social networking website like Facebook
2. a microblogger's midnight post featured on their status updates

You can tell a lot about a person by their facebook status up-late - they're insomniac!

by timlight January 30, 2010