donkey stamp

When your dick gets so hard, it becomes as big as a donkey cock. Then you hit a bitch in the face with it.

Hey Peter. Massey is going to give you a donkey stamp if you piss him off

by petermasseylove69 November 18, 2014

White stamp

A guy that doesn’t check all the boxes but is a good fallback option to marry if nothing else works out.

How is that new guy Jill is dating?
Oh he’s just a white stamp, he’s pretty boring and not that hot.

by JeremiahD March 22, 2021

Sack Stamp

When you are long in the balls and you wear a hole in your underwear creating a stamp or cookie cutter like impression.

Justie was so long in the junk his underwear always rocked a sack stamp

by Senor Bunluv April 4, 2019

Tamp Stamp

If someone sports a tramp stamp...it likely indicates they spend a lot of time "tramping" (translation: they are a slut). When someone exhibits expert tamping skill, it likely indicates they spend a lot of time "tamping" (translation: they are a coffee slut).

"Nice tamp stamp dude...coffee much?"

by Warp42 August 11, 2016

emergency stamp

Having stamps for emergencies. Keeping them in your wallet or your car glovebox for last minute mailing purposes

Man, I forgot to put a stamp on this and the post office is closed. I have to wait to send my love letters.

Here buddy I have my emergency

stamp for last minute mail

That is so emergency stamp

Oh I want to write this down now and send it to my friend, too bad I don’t keep emergency stamps

by TheKingEli July 9, 2018

Dork Stamp

When someone firing a gun fails to control the recoil and has the scope hit them in the face. Also known as scope eye, scope bite, or eye ring.

"You'll get a dork stamp if you aren't ready for the recoil."

by slickity doo dah March 21, 2023

mamp stamp

A lower back tattoo close to the top of the ass crack, like a tramp stamp, but on a guy.

I don't know what looks worse, that chick's tramp stamp or her boyfriend's mamp stamp.

by JimmyJazz111 January 26, 2014