Choad Stamp

When a male subject dips his penis in paint or ink. Then hits another subject in the forehead, with his penis. Leaving behind a stamp of his choad on to the subjects forehead.

Guy wakes up after too much drinking:

"What the fuck dude? who left a choad stamp on my forehead?"

by Eulogytimleary October 27, 2011

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Bait Stamp

A girl or guy who is just another number, one among many. You pick them up at the bar or club, hump and dump by the end of the night. Somebody you fuck with for a hot minute.

"You still datin' that bitch?" " Nah, she was just a bait stamp."

by beckyruinseverything February 14, 2020

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Clit Stamp

The act of stamping one's clit off of another one's forehead while they are passed out.

Stephanie walked over to Tori and clit stamped that bitch.

by blackguyyy August 7, 2011

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Dork Stamp

When someone firing a gun fails to control the recoil and has the scope hit them in the face. Also known as scope eye, scope bite, or eye ring.

"You'll get a dork stamp if you aren't ready for the recoil."

by slickity doo dah March 21, 2023

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The emoji used in a forum (facebook, Twitter, Jezebel, etc.) to respond to a piece of the conversation instead of actually saying something intelligent to add to it, usually the laughing emoji, that gives the person who uses it a feeling of victory, when everyone else knows better.

In a discussion about boxing, after Mabel asked what facts Fred has to back up his claim that Roberto Duran was a better boxer than Muhammad Ali, Fred put a dummy stamp on it and never even tried to give any proof.

by BeeYell September 21, 2022

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