splatters

A portmanteau of ass and platter, splatters are any pants or shorts worn lower than the waist that highlight the accessibility of the butt, presumably as an advertisement of one's eagerness for anal sex. Likely a carryover from the prison trend to announce homosexuality by wearing the pants low.

"Fool's wearin splatters and he ain't even gay!"

"What's with all these punks wearing splatters? You'd think it was Happy Hour at a gay bar."

by <MF> July 15, 2009

shit splatters

when something nasty or revolting splatters

Guy 1: Man i really wanted to smack your wife today - she was fricking pissing me off!

Guy 2: Why didn't you?

Guy 1: Shit splatters.

by Moriah5467 October 10, 2008

log splitter

Two fingers, parallel, in the butt, person poops, poo cut in half by the fingers upon exit.

My fingers turned into a log splitter when i was fingering her ass

by ladyloader July 30, 2011

Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality)

Anally rape a Deer or A goat and ejaculate in its anus and the jam your fist in its anus and pull out the the shit and eat it.

Did you see alex give that goat a Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality).

"Man that Cuban Can Jam a Fist"

by Mike(Chunky the Monkey) February 10, 2009

Splitter

Young freshman girls that are still virgins, so small and petite, that they will split in half with sexual penetration. Tight little chicks that split open during sex.

"Hey, did you guys see that little blond freshmen chick' in the short skirt? "Yeah Bro, she's a total splitter".

by Scontfuuckmenow April 6, 2010

clit splitter

the act of fucking your partner in the vagina until she gets a new hole.

i want you to clit splitter me johny!

by Ryan Gerard July 12, 2006

leg splitter

one who is extremely vulnerable to orgasms and upon obtaining said orgasm feels a surge of energy through their legs causing them to split apart violently.

"Brennan, that girl you dated must have been a leg splitter" said John.

by Brennan & John Inc. February 15, 2009