Jamie spice
A freckly creature that feeds on large pizzas
Hard
drugs and is usually found by a waterhole containing ciders
Has many personalities and hunts down its prey by poisoning them with shit jokes
Most people have learnt to live with the creature
By ignoring it
Its sleeping patterns and other ways of life are unknown to scientists as this creature is just soooooo
random
Fun jamie spice facts
#1...they share 99% of there DNA with fuckin
idiots#2....they think there double tasty
#3...they think there double naughty
#4... it is still unknown when a jamie spice had a normal conversation
#5....searches the
earth for a sesh
What's that a jamie spice
Eeeeekkkk runnnn quiickkk
A very feisty