Sniper 

A coward. Real men will come at you with a big sword and cut your head off. This guy will hide in the highest tower he can find and blow your brains out with a rifle from a kilometer away. What a noob. What a dick.

That dumbass sniper keeps blowing my fucking head off!
I've had enough of these goddamn snipers!
Who would win: a demolition expert with a claymore, or a sniper?
My right hand man is a spy. He should be able to get rid of that sniper easily enough.
So there I was, looking down my scope at another sniper...

Sniper by MalumLibrum958 November 22, 2020

sniper monke 

a being of pure energy that could destroy galaxies with a single snap, responsible for the creation of life, the universe and anything your small mortal mind could imagine

sniper monke

sniper monke by sniper monke is daddy October 18, 2021

Loan Sniper

When your wife owes you money, so you shoot your load in her eye.

AKA. When a wife gets added to credit and kills your deal due to excessive shopping.

Steve came home early and saw three Coach purses and 15 pairs of shoes, he then proceeded to give her the loan sniper.

Loan Sniper by NWFHA August 6, 2009

Rapeage Snipes 

A term used to describe someone that rapes other people with his snipes in hockey or in video games. If someone you are playing against has rapeage snipes it would be wise to cover your asshole.

Ex.1 Guy 1: Did you see that goal by Alexander Ovechkin?

Guy 2: It was fucking sick, he's got rapeage snipes.

Ex.2 Call of Duty player: WOW!! That guy just got three headshots in a row, rapeage snipes!

Rapeage Snipes by Dicyple January 18, 2010

Facebook Snipe 

The act of writing a ridiculous or offensive comment on Facebook to get a ridiculous or offensive response, only to delete the offensive comment and leave the responder on his own, clearly out of line.

Boy: Fuck you Eric! You can go to hell for all I care!

Girl: What are you talking about? What is going on?

Boy: I got Facebook Sniped

Facebook Snipe by BlueEyesWhiteBoy March 11, 2011

Chinese Sniper

When somebody is so stoned that their eyes are opened the bare minimum amount needed in order to still see and function normally. If sat down and not moving, most of the people around them will assume the person is asleep. Name derived from the combination of the squinty-eyed appearance of Chinese people and the squinting that marksmen use, reinforcing how shut these people's eyes are when they're stoned.

Man 1-"Dude I got so stoned last night I went Chinese Sniper"
Man 2-"Really?"
Man 1-"Yer, Jarod tried to balance his beer bottle on my head because he thought I'd passed out and he soiled himself when I jumped at him when he got close and covered himself in it instead"
Man 2-"Classic Jarod"

Chinese Sniper by Jarod22 March 16, 2013

Shelly Snipes

1.Companion of Blade (Demonic Burning Blade)
2.A yellow plumber who bops people

Hey Shelly Snipes!!!

Shelly Snipes by Tarp bruh lol February 12, 2021