Snagapus

Snagapus (snag-a-puss): one being caught, entangled, entrapment, confined, detained, locked, restricted to and hopelessly ensnarled by the pubic hairs to the nappy unkempted sweaty green-liquid emitting pubes of an ugly womans mangina after a very very horny drunken hump session.

Guy1: MAN! dont EVER drink shampipple when you are already horny and need something to hump!

Guy2: Why? what happened?

Guy 1: Dude i drank a whole 42oz while i was whackn, then next thang I know i woke sreamn mercy!!

Guy 2: WHYY!

Guy 1: Maaaan, i woke up humpn Nasty Nina! then tried to get away and my pubes and bawls got all snagged up into her infested puss hairs.

Guy 2: Dang man! that shit's leechie! dont you know not to hit that!? NEVER ever ever hump a "SnagaPus"!!

by good thang man March 18, 2011

sargonic humor

Noun. An incredibly harsh joke, in which the unabashed aim is to completely annihilate the target, regardless of the consequences.

At first Jimmy thought the joking was all in good fun just, but only came to understand that it was sargonic humor after her friend explained the viscious reality of the subtext.

by Bren-Gun January 31, 2021

snarging

Someone doing something you don't like to someone you like.

Timonen and his snarging of my players.

by D Lizard May 3, 2008

Snargle my Chud

The act of sucking one's dick at an accelerated side-to-side motion.

dude, he tried to snargle my chud! Dan is my witness.

by Chud-meister January 24, 2009

snargleflarp

to be a boss.beast mode. a childs name

that kids so snargleflarp

by jeremy craig June 18, 2011

Snargleflop

A particularly nasty case of inability to 'get it up'

I have a nasty case of snargleflop but that's okay, I'll just take a whole jar of viagra!

by Snuffleupagus the elephant June 29, 2013

snargler

A snargler is a nose booger (mucus snot), usually resulting from swimming. There are pool snarglers (smaller) and the much larger sea snarglers that result from swimming in the ocean.

After I went swimming in the ocean my nose was plugged with snarglers.

by paulbinmiami October 19, 2013