email contact access with a person that does not have broadband internet. in which you cannot send them anything worthwhile watching and it may take them ages to respond to your email because their service is so painfully slow they dont bother using it much.
" dont bother sending any of that good porn to bob, he's on snailemail"
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"it might just be quicker to ring up bob on the phone and tell him, as hes got snailemail"
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"it might just be quicker to ring up bob on the phone and tell him, as hes got snailemail"
by kermitgreen May 9, 2009
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"I am sick and tired of reading the snailpaper edition of the New York Times! By the time it arrives, the front page is already old news. I much prefer reading the Times online website with the up-dated news as it happens."
-- overheard at a bar in the East Village in Manhattan, November 15, 2009
-- overheard at a bar in the East Village in Manhattan, November 15, 2009
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