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Snailemail

email contact access with a person that does not have broadband internet. in which you cannot send them anything worthwhile watching and it may take them ages to respond to your email because their service is so painfully slow they dont bother using it much.
" dont bother sending any of that good porn to bob, he's on snailemail"

or

"it might just be quicker to ring up bob on the phone and tell him, as hes got snailemail"
by kermitgreen May 9, 2009
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snailpaper

(n.) - the print edition of the daily newspaper which arrives in the morning on your doorstep with news that is already old and stale by at least 12 hours
"I am sick and tired of reading the snailpaper edition of the New York Times! By the time it arrives, the front page is already old news. I much prefer reading the Times online website with the up-dated news as it happens."

-- overheard at a bar in the East Village in Manhattan, November 15, 2009
by PRwiz101 November 21, 2009
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snail penis

Making a snail with your penis and balls by wrapping your penis around and under your balls making the shell and the penis head stick out looking like the head.
Let me show you my snail penis after we get it on!
by 0pie July 24, 2014
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Snail Tracks

Streaks on a man's sheets or comforter left by the gooey secretions of a female's vaginal lips from the previous night's sexual encounter.
Sorry I'm late for brunch I had to clean her snail tracks off my sheets.
by kikdcat July 17, 2016
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Snailjob

When one partner is sick so you blow your nose in a tissue to aid in a handjob.
I was so congested last night so I gave a snailjob to Alex.
by Ash0417 January 8, 2019
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Snail Gang

Gang of Snail loving MF, Love for snails in this B. Usually make a sign with their hands by holding their Pointer, pinky with their thumb with two index and middle finger angled slightly making the eyes of the snail and the pinter makes the spin for the shell.
Your stubble upon another snail gang member you must yell snail gang! or in a mob, you just scream SNAIL GANG MF! this goes for any event or area of large people or even small groups. SNAIL GANG FOREVER
by Snail gang Founder September 8, 2020
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snot snail

A facial tissue or square of bathroom tissue screwed into a tapered spiral (resembling the blending stick used by pastel artists), which is used instead of a finger to excavate a nostril (for reasons of hygiene or disposability).
She: "Eew! I can't believe that you're using a snot snail in front of me!"

He: "OH? Would you prefer it if I used my finger to get out the booger? Or if I used yours?"
by Boreal Badger August 2, 2008
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