snailjob Share definition Flag The act of putting a snail on your genitalia and letting it go wherever it wants. Works with slugs too. Omar: Yo, I gave my girl a snailjob the other day, she said she wants to do it again. snailjob by queephlosion December 16, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the snailjob mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch