Smuggy

This is the act of popping a zit in an attempt to hide his/her action from everyone else. But somewhere along the lines evidence betrays you and you are called out. Someone that attempted a smuggy will always go into denial but the blood drip that rises to the surface 1-2 minutes after popping a zit is undeniable. The person is then caught red headed and looks like a complete tool.

Feek-a-leek had a blatent red bindhi resulting from popping a zit so it was evidently clear that he had tried to pull a quick smuggy in hopes of being able to sneak by enemy lines undetected.

by JJ Bridge October 4, 2006

smuggle hole

Any orifice used to conceal illegal goods. Or cock.

Woman are preferred as drug mules because they are born with more smuggle holes.

by Ruddiger_05 August 25, 2008

Smuggle raisins

Shriveled nuts

It’s cold enough to smuggle raisins.

by The realist May 7, 2018

Cupcake Smuggler

A person who's dimension's resort in them being bullied or secluded from sports, fat people.

"i was absolutely shitfaced last night, i was talking to some fat chick"

"yeh man, you spent all night with that cupcake smuggler"

by Lewwwwwwwwis McCruuuuuuuuuuden August 22, 2009

chubby smuggler

A person that hides their fat using crafty photography techniques

Nah man, look at the picture carefully, that girl/guy is a chubby smuggler.
That person is smuggling some contraband chubby.

by snakeheadsparks December 11, 2017

Turtle smuggler

Front pouch of large proportion conveying image of a turtle captive within pants. Usually a female phenomenon but not exclusive. Takes cameltoe to new heights and is the 45+s ,revenge on the muffin top - in fact it's opposite Flesh distribution

Marys choice of waist high pant meant today was going to celebrate the turtle smuggler within.

by P Waffle December 7, 2011

smuggling tic tacs

to have hard nips when you are an immigrant

Hey (insert name)...are u smuggling tic tacs?....U know that's actually funny b/c ur an immigrant

by Missy and Melissa December 12, 2004