European smoothie

The resulting mixture when three or more European males ejaculate onto or into a single cavity.

Pablo: Me, Henri, and Mario jerked off into Misako yesterday after breakfast.

Maria: Wow, I'm so jealous. I love European smoothies!

by Pablo's organic moisturizer August 10, 2016

Coochie Smoochie

(n) The pressing of lips against the female genitalia

When things started to get hot and heated Vinayak gave Sahar a coochie smoochie

by Redsox1519 February 27, 2019

Scotchie Bowler

The Scotchie Bowler is the must-have fashion item for the discerning Scotchie.
Regional variation of beanie. In almost cases it bears the emblem NUFC.

Did you see the wee mascot in that gang of charvers?

Aye, he looked geet sweet with his little scotchie bowler on.

by HRH Prince of Wales December 22, 2010

smooching pickles

when two guy kiis each others dicks.

"hey are those guys smooching pickles?"

by pseudonm5 June 19, 2017

smooches, not mooches

Variant of the once-popular "hugs, not drugs", this expression extols the virtues of giving someone semi-intimate affection as a "reward" or "payment" for physical/financial/material assistance or other favor that the person does for you, rather than just shamelessly begging to have said assistance given to you for free.

Tiffany didn't have gas-money for a ride to pick up a cartful of groceries at the supermarket, but she insisted on reimbursing me anyway with five minutes of warm-hearted lip-locks and gratitude-filled arms-wrapped-around shoulder-blade scrunchies after we got back to her house again --- she knows da value of a dollar and a friend's time/effort, and so she dedicatedly maintains a "smooches, not mooches" policy.

by QuacksO July 28, 2018

pole smoocher

A person who sucks dick.

I'm pretty sure Elton John is proud to be a pole smoocher.

by BB--YoMama July 23, 2006

Smoothie

When, at least, two guys (or more) jerk off into a cup and mix it around.

"Haha, Jake, Nick, and Alex all jerked it into a cup and made a smoothie!" - Nick
"Pics or it didn't happen." -Joe
"HAHA, We gave it to Jenny and we told her it was just her boyfriends jizz and she drank it!" - Nick
"OH GOD, Holy shit!" - Joe

by My Pseudo-pseudonym July 23, 2014