Ex-Smoker Complex

When an ex-smoker tries to save the rest of the smoker community by preaching their "born-again" non-smoker ways.

Mark: Damn, James is such an asshole ever since he quit smoking last year.
Dave: Yeah, I can't stand him anymore, he has an Ex-Smoker Complex.
Mark: Oh shit, here he comes...

James: DID YOU KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKE NOW YOUR HEART RATE RETURNS TO BLAGAGAHAGBLAGBLAHBLAHBARG

by DangerFinger May 2, 2015

pee pee smoker

One who smokes pee pees

Sarah is a pee pee smoker

by Grizzle adams May 9, 2018

Closet smoker

A person that denies smoking meth

This closet smoker told his wife it was my pipe.

by Kobe Gigi February 17, 2020

Sausage smoker

What Adrian and Tristan Tate will be doing for 15-20 years in Romanian ajaill

Hey what those two Tate brothers screaming for Leroy

Well Pete those Romanian Men do not like Pimps

So they teaching them to Smoke Romanian Sausages hence sausage smoker

by wizard word knower June 20, 2023

smokers lip

When you get a blowjob from a prostitute.

"Damn! That hooker gave me one good smokers lip"

by Pizzaguy123 February 13, 2017

Pole smoker

A Pole smoker is someone who likes to give head to their boss to justify the minimal work they actually do.

“I just saw Scott sucking Andre’s cock! What a pole smoker!”

by Dennis Dickson February 6, 2021

Smoker Guilt

The Act of Purposefully Coughing when waking past a Smoker in an act to make them feel Bad or Guilty. Typically done as a child to add an extra layer of guilt.

“Why are you coughing so much, are you okay?”
“I’m Good, I’m just trying to Smoker Guilt this guy.”

by JXSphere February 26, 2022