book smart

Academically inclined. Studiously clever.

He might be book smart, but every time you send him out to buy some smoke he gets bitch slapped by the dealer who palms him off with skanky brown horseshit.

by Dirtycash August 13, 2005

smart

Code for big boobs

Wow, Britney looks very smart in that picture.

by Chosney July 10, 2003

Smart Amount

Alot of. To get or posess alot of an item

Jim-Did yawl get any of them watermelons from old man jones produce stand?
Joe- Yeah,We went down there yeeeesterdey.
Jim-How much ya get?
Joe.Hell,i dunno,a right Smart Amount.

by danerdawg September 28, 2009

Smart Phone Moment

The event in time in which one person is unintentionally ignored by another, whom is in a state of great concentration towards there smart phone.

Sorry man I was having a smart phone moment. What did you say?

by TheMovieMan August 29, 2011

faking smart

A person who puts on glasses or uses pretentious words to try and fool people into thinking that they are smart.

I had a date with this female college professor and I was afraid of looking stupid, so I put on some glasses, a cordory jacket with those elbow patches and memorized some four syllable words out of the dictionary. I know, I was faking smart, but I think I can pull it off. smart, fake it til you make it, intelligent, college, university, nerd, geek, professor

by joecoolthefool October 8, 2015

Jack woods the smart man

A big brainerd who is smart as fuck and needs to get a real life

Jack woods the smart man needs a life

by Icejjfishy October 22, 2020

Smart Car

A car that manages to be about as long as the average bicycle, almost as fuel efficient, and probably about as safe in a collision with another automobile.

See also, "things that look like windup toys".

I crashed my bicycle into a parked Smart Car. It rolled away.

by Spelaea February 6, 2012