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San Jose Super Slugger

Start out by renting a hotel room. Then, kidnap a midget and drug him, preferably with some roofies. If the roofies arent available, slam his head into a door. Be careful as to not have the doorknob hit him in the temple or it could cause instant death. With the midget unconscious, call a pimp and order a hooker. A black one with an attitude will work the best. When she gets to the room, make sure you are well hidden. As she walks in, hit her over the head with a hammer and knock her out. While she is out cold, penetrate all of her orifices a few times over. Bonus points are awarded if you can fuck her pussy, ass and mouth 3 times each, blowing a load each time, and having the hooker never awaken. Upon completion, tape a wooden nickle between her tits. Drag the midget into the room and drape his arm around her. Go outside and hide in the bushes and wait for the angry hooker to awaken. She will call her pimp in disgust. While the pimp is on the way, the midget should awaken. When the pimp arrives, he will have the hooker hold the midget while he plays hard ball with the midgets head. If done correctly, with one swing of the bat, the pimp will send the midgets head deep into the center of town, thus pulling off the San Jose Super Slugger.
Oh man Dean, the other night I did it, I pulled off a San Jose Super Slugger!
by captain commode October 10, 2009
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Cucumber Smuggler

One who has a extreme infatuation with stealing cucumbers from grocery stores and using them as sex toys during homosexual intercourse.
Chris and Brad are cucumber smugglers.
by The Mile-High Kid May 27, 2008
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Simply put, it's a cuddle that turns into a fuck. And it's really good. Also referred to as SF, or SFing.
Babe, I need some snugglefucks.
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My boo, your boo, everyone's boo. Any person's boo is a Snugglebutt.
"Hey, who's that guy standing next to you in that pic?" "Oh, that's my Snugglebutt."
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slugged

slut-mugged. When a slut is used as bait for a mugging.
Before you start whorin' around, let me tell you this story...

Last summer I got SLUGGED:

I went to a motel with this slut, and when I was fucking her, 3 dudes ran in and mugged me.
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snuggle bug

when you want to get close and lay with someone else, same as to snuggle
"I can't wait for us to snuggle bug later tonight!"
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