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Jacob Sartorius

That 13 year old kid on Musical.ly and Vine that's on Magcon and gets constantly roasted by the world.
Yo bro did you see that Jacob Sartorius?
by Nikelala June 13, 2016
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Sartan

Noun desribing a race of demigod like humanoids from the Death Gate Cycle of books by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman.
The Sartan, in order to thwart their enemies, sundered the world.
by Alfred Montbank October 26, 2002
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Jacob Sartorius

The absolute cancer of the internet. I made a new best friend after watching him... Clorox Bleach.
Person 1- Who is the cringiest kid on the internet

Person 2- Duh, Jacob Sartorius
by Triggered Reptilian November 25, 2016
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Jacob Sartorious

Also know as Gaycob Saggytitties, this young 13-14 boy is a famous musical.ly star,and also on many more apps. He looks like a"elf" to most people, and is a fuckboy, in the verge of becoming a prostitute secretly. He has only admitted to close close friends and family,that he is gay. All the girls he has been with has only been to boost popularity, and he does take some pleasure in it {maybe he is bisexual}. If you are a fangirl, you better go to the North-Pole to get your elf.
"Oh my god,it Jacob Sartorious!" "You mean that elf 'Gaycob Saggytitties'"
by Reality/Truth December 25, 2016
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Brain shart

Similar to a brain fart, only something nonsensical comes out of your mouth during the thought process (aka a brain fart where a little comes out).
Guy 1(in deep thought): Yeep.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Huh? Oh, sorry... I had a brain shart.
by Joshua Sweeney May 4, 2006
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Jacob Sartorius

A Justin Bieber Wannabe who thought that Auto tune would get him laid
Max is so Jacob Sartorius, He's ass hat who only sings in hopes that women will want to sleep with him
by Lizard Jesus June 22, 2018
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Shartan

A member of culture in Sharta but what is present day Shitaly during the fifth century B.C.

Shartans were known for their warrior instinct, they prowess with the use of throwing projectile weaponry, the weapon they most commonly used was referred to as a 'Shat Slinger' which was in it's baser form a small open pouch attached to leather thongs which could be defecated in and then swung, upon release of the thongs the defecation is launched at ones opponent doing moderate damage.

In modern days Shartans are most noted for the most feared Shartan in 13 B.C, King Shartin Fartin.
King Shartin Fartin, the most feared and respected Shartan, used his mighty strength and his expertise with the Shat Slinger to take down the mighty egshitian Pharaoh King Tootin' Pootin.
by Doodie McFartenstein May 10, 2009
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