schwank

one of the many ways to express pleasure during sexual activities. good for explaining your actions afterwards.

person1: errr schwank schwank... eee-rr eee-rr owwww!
person2: dilililoop! dingdong!

by yoshi February 27, 2004

schwantz

An unidentifiable person.

(background) A schwa as stated in the dictionary is an unidentifiable sound. The phonetic symbol used to respresent the sound.

A schwantz is an unidentifable person wandering aimlessly through life. They are not introspective. They do not know how they affect others by their actions yet they beleive they are right. They will defend their actions to the n'th degree no matter if they are 100% in the wrong.

The decision the manager made today was totally off side with company policy...what a schwantz.

by dano-mcgrano October 7, 2009

shwank

weed that had the potential to ba really good and dank but was for some reason ruined ( sprayed,premature,moldy)

by dick1 September 22, 2003

shwankmonkey

Two men who shwank in trees just like monkeys

Two niggas who shwank in the wildnerness naked while near baboons or monkeys

A word that describes a way u can shwank or describes the person or people

Matt and Coach K decided to be shwankmonkeys one day after soccer practice.

by chea6969 August 29, 2006

Shwants

Short sweat pants

Hey those are nice shwants.

by SEXYLOVE82 June 24, 2018

Shwanson

The act of doing someone hella dirty or playing somebody for a fool.

Davis: "Where the fucks my yen?"
Steve: "Ha you got shwansoned! I ate them!"

by AlexzandrShmanderson June 25, 2019

Schwankles

This is the swinging hanging part of the calf, above the ankle.

wow, you have big schwankles!

by Laura Bormann October 4, 2007