Saramiah

Barely can function and literally is always laughing even though her laugh sounds like she can’t breath. She falls hard for the people she loves and tries really hard to keep relationships strong. She also extremely us fandomoming kpop.

Saramiah: Did you see the new NCT song

Saramiah: What do you mean you don’t like kpop
Saramiah: Did you know i wanna be a plastic surgeon so i can fix my mum’s face

no one is talking to her

by NesquikLorddd January 8, 2020

Cram and scram

A one night stand in which the visitor leaves before any potential morning after interactions can take place

"I know I had my beer goggles on, and there were no eggs in the fridge for omelets, so I opted for a cram and scram."

by AbeNH January 7, 2009

scrambled egg face

An offence where one has a severe case of acne

Oi, don't call Kevin scrambled egg face

by Lister March 17, 2003

scram

to ejactulate, usually by self-masturbation following vaginal intercourse, in or around the subject's nasal cavity.

i porked her for forty-five minutes and when she was done, i scrammed da bitch hella strong

by jurgen September 5, 2006

Scrambled Eggs

The wrinkled, fried appearance of a chick's nipples after she has been tanning a lot.

"Man, that chick has a nice rack and a great tan."
"Nah, the fake-and-bake gave her scrambled eggs."

by Pimp Jude December 13, 2008

Schram

1. The accumulation of dead skin, lint, detritus and/or smegma found under the foreskin of an unwashed, uncircumcised penis.

2. The tabloid journalist who fits the above description in terms of demeanor, ethics and appearance.

1. He certainly allows a large amount of schram to accumulate in his genital region. Perhaps he should perform his ablutions more thoroughly.

2. I can't believe he would purposefully try to ruin someone's life like that. What a schram.

by Lulu B. August 15, 2012

scrambled egg

for one to puke egg like quantites from the mouth from drinking alcoholic beverages!

SCRAMMBBBLLLEEEE EEEGGGGGGGGGGG
in other words scrambled egg

by leftie!! March 27, 2009